Happy 21st Birthday to my lovely Savannah! I hope your birthday was a lot of fun and I hope you have a ton of fun celebrating this weekend! 🍷🍹🎉🎂🎈
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When I was a kid I thought your 20s were supposed to be fun, not filled with perpetual anxiety about financial stability and constantly feeling like an unaccomplished piece of shit.
That’s because it was fun for baby boomers and they basically gave us this impression it would always be like that, but then they ruined the economy.
"Attention: John Harrison. This is Captain Hikaru Sulu of the USS Enterprise. A shuttle of highly trained officers is on its way to your location. If you do not surrender to them immediately, I will unleash the entire payload of advanced long-range torpedoes currently locked on to your location. You have two minutes to confirm your compliance. Refusal to do so will result in your obliteration. If you test me, you will fail.”
#tbt to me and the bestie’s winter road trip to San Diego cause I wish it was winter or that we were in Cali and out of this heat!! #throwbackthursday #AZsummersarehot #thiswas3yearsagoalready #sandiegorules
someone on here actually has the same kind of tummy as me and she looks beautiful and I started to cry a little because I never see pretty models with my tummy wow
Greetings from #MilleniumPark ! #morepicstocome #thebean #chicago (at The Bean @ Millenium Park)
They spelled my name wrong. #chicago #finallyinthecity (at Chicago Downtown)
Helloooo Wisconsiiiin! #nofilterneeded #lakegeneva #beautiful #wisconsin (at Lake Geneva Beach)
At the race tracks! #arlington #chicago (at Arlington Park Race Track)
Phx —✈—Dallas—✈—CHICAGO! #mykindoftown
I AM READY TO GO!
I’m going to Chicago tomorrow night (at midnight, so technically it’s Tuesday but whatevs) and we had a big scare just now. BUT EVERYTHING IS OKAY!
My friend accidentally bought a carry-on instead of a checked bag, but I called and had them change it. And I almost freaked out that we had to pay more money for each seat, but we didn’t. We just chose random assignment (which is free) and luckily got placed together.
And that’s how we take care of things at this blog.
Love this sweatshirt!
"It’s like a dream dad. After a hundred and seventy years… new airbenders."
"I just wish your grandfather was here to see this…"